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Monday, July 19, 2010

Betui..betuii..betuiiii....

READ THE CONSEQUENCES FOR CROSSING THE BORDER FOR DIFFERENT COUNTRIES

If you cross the North Korean border illegally
You get 12 years hard labour.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally
You are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan border illegally
You get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally
You will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally
You may never be heard again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally
You will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Cuba border illegally
You will be thrown into political prison to rot.

If you cross the British border illegally
You will be arrested, prosecuted and sent to prison and deported

If you are an Indonesian and cross the Malaysian border illegally
You will get:
- My PR (Permanent Residence)
- A driving license
- Voting rights
- Job reservation
- Special privilege to be consider as a bumiputera
-Credit cards
- Free subsidized items - petrol,food,etc..
- Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
- Free education
- Free healthcare



P/s: Harharharr...mula-mula rasa lawak, tapi bila fikir2 balik, pelik tapi benar nih...huhuhuh
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